Cartoon Distractions
from August 1993, blotting out images of far off fires and violence. Oh, that’s just some smoke way beyond the palm trees, nothing to be concerned about. War? What War? Onto comic amusements!
As is oft the case, clicking on the black and white images will enlarge them for better viewing and provide you with epic prose or glorified captions (depending on your mood), along with links to order original art. If you can’t wait until hell freezes over and I appear on the “Home Shopping Network” you can always check the order form for some other fetish objects available for your purchasing pleasure.
“But what of that photo upper left?” you might be asking yourself? Yes, it is indeed me, naked save for a t-shirt reflected in my bathroom mirror, then flipped back in Photoshop for the sake of legibility. Clicking on this photo will take you to an order page where you can buy one of these few remaining shirts and see a couple more outtakes of this scandalous photo session. Charges of sexual harassment against myself are still pending.
Hmmmmmm... Let’s see, what else is there to say that’s not too revealing, but will take up this space?
Obviously, I’m suffering “typers” block... Oh, if you’re curious as to what the “tagline” of this month’s newsletter “is.” It comes from a song by Xiu Xiu, and when that lyric came over my tiny computer speaker in a strangulated scream, I laughed out loud. A true moment of joy in what has been a rather mirthless month. Not to be a downer or anything, as I’m sure it’s nothing that can’t be cured by a few thousand dollars... And no, I don’t feel my abs are yet well enough defined to convert this into a subscription only porn site, thanks for asking.
Here’s hoping things are flowing along nicely in your world. Feel free to drop me an email if you’re so inclined. And my apologies in advance if my response is not as quick as it should be, but sometimes these “letters” pile up.
Yours without pants,
