an adam green world
january 2004

1) “Valentine” card being test marketed by Recycled Paper Greetings; 2) The first “Kidnews” cartoons of 1993; 3) Portrait of the artist as an anxious 8th grader; and arguably “more”...

febuary 2004

1) More “Kidnews” cartoons of 1993; 2) Michael, Janet, Tito; and 3) The second worst case scenario for Super Bowl 2015 (don’t get me started on the apocalyptic first case scenario)...

march 2004

1) A Tiny Glittering Painting; 2) Five March 1993 “Kidnews” cartoons featuring various degrees of compromise; and 3) The dronings of depreciation, regular readers have come to expect...

april 2004

1) The mysterious link between Charles Dickens and “Kidnews”; 2) The President reads a book about a goat; and 3) Further babbling nonsense...

may 2004

1) Four more new (yet old) cartoons; 2) Theoretically easier navigation; and 3) Continued vomitous political disgust [insert your own disgusting sound effect here]...

june 2004

1) Eleven year old cartoons that predict the future; 2) Virtual grass, pretty colors, oily rags; and uh... and 3) Disco Hippie Magician Doug Henning...

july 2004

1) Mega-Hot Cartoon Nipple Action; 2) Misguided (I mean, what are YOU doing for the rain forests?) Sting slander; and 3) The Charm of the Digital Highway Strip...

august 2004

1) Krazy “Kidnews“ Kartoon Kavalcade Kontinues; 2) The smell of smoke in the distance; and 3) Did I mention I’m not wearing any pants or underwear?...

september 2004

1) Far too many “punny“ pictographs from the early nineties; 2) Oblique horticultural references; and 3) Oh, you know, other stuff...

october 2004

1) Candy Apples; 2) A Furry (Furrie?) Feel Up; and 3) “Kiddy” cartoons involving underwear eating, crotch touching, scatology, scalpels, and fairies...

november 2004

1) Test marketing of Recycled Paper Greetings cards continues; 2) A greeting card appeal to the evangelical marketplace; and 3) Another recital of The “Kidnews” Cartoon Quintet...

december 2004

1) Test marketing of Recycled Paper Greetings cards continues; 2) Innocent cartoons of anal magnetic fetishism and mega-hot young-girl-on-amphibian action; and 3) So on...