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| 1) Buy my Valentine’s Day Card (I have no shame);
2) Click on the Kidnews cartoons from 1995, to see my naked bum; and 3)
The usual droning verbiage... |
| 1) A hidden candy heart for the copropiliac;
2) Joseph Beuys and that wascally wabbit; and 3)
Another quartet of those cartoons for children... |
| 1) The written confessions of a high-rise penny thrower;
2) A glittery painting; and 3)
More cartoons with such child friendly topics as: bombs, doubts, and dissections... |
| 1) Easter fun;
2) Tax fun and 3)
Cartoon fun involving: Flesh-eating ghouls, Roadkill, Television, and the taste of Johnny Depp... |
| 1) Sexed-up Pooh-Mania!;
2) Cartoons of cancer-feces-hip-shaking-animal-beheading wackiness; and 3)
Let's just say more... |
| 1) Sunsets;
2) Hitler Cats; and 3)
Even more adorable childish pictographs involving scatology, junk food, and cultural imperialism... |
| 1) A definition of time;
2) Saluting Shep The Wonder Dog; and 3)
The usual cartoon diversions involving explosions, bowels, and imaginary friends.... |
| 1) Hate Mail;
2) Colleen Moore; and 3)
Funnies for children concerning eating disorders, tiny nuns, and the whining of costumed existential heros.... |
| 1) Even more letters of hatred;
2) One of my favorite records from 1986; and 3)
All of the usual topics: Cat Poop; Militia Babes; Jesus Juice; etc. |
| 1) Is that a vial of anthrax in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?;
2) My current cartoon crush; and 3)
The adorable drawings for children, that are continually sullied by vulgar sexuality... |
| 1) Hello;
2) Unpublished and published cartoons featuring: electrocution; beheading; inflating; tackling; and actual and implied insertions; and 3)
If this is not enough, I also present my body hair... |
| The usual content (without the usual one, two, three numbering) of: heads in freezers; suppression of free speech; excess pet hair; throbbing gristle; and a letter from Charles Bukowski... |
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